Not that I'm about to become a pilot but....
5) There are two kinds of female pilots, those who love flying like the rest of us, and those who are doing it out of spite. Know how to identify them and steer clear of the second kind. They're dangerous.
Slightly out of context as it relates to a female air traffic controller but I recall a story where "Flight 123" ( name changed to protect the guilty ! ) made a wrong turn on to the wrong taxiway at a very busy major US airport.
The conversations went like this....
Controller ( in an increasingly angry and sarcastic tone )
"123, where the hell do you think you're going ? I told you to take a left at Lima and report holding at Lima Alpha. You've taken a left at Papa and I bet you're about to call holding at Papa Alpha, aren't you ? Don't you pilots ever listen to simple instructions ? You stay right there until I sort out the mess you've caused and DON'T GO ANYWHERE 'til I give you clearance, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
Pilot ( Sheepishly )
"Tower, roger that ma'am holding at Papa Alpha until cleared further....sorry."
Ten seconds or so go by and an unidentified voice on frequency says......
"Wasn't I married to you once ?"