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  • Inonesian Plane Hit Cow on Runway

    Lion Air in news again as landing plane hits cow on runway during landing and skids off into a field. 110 Passengers are safe, cow dead. Video link:


  • #2
    Should have mooooooooved out of the way !

    Sorry.....it had to be said !
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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    • #3
      Yes, the cows should have seen that lion coming at them......

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      • #4
        The fact that it was where it was in the first place is udderly inexcusable.
        Live, from a grassy knoll somewhere near you.

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        • #5
          Geez... the airline goes out of its way to give the pax steak for dinner, and all everyone does is complain!
          Be alert! America needs more lerts.

          Eric Law

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          • #6
            This is hillarious (although PETA wouldnt think so).

            BTW, i agree that the passengers should be ashamed for complaining. After all the airline is serving fresh steak on arrival. Those people should fly any US airline and see what they get.

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            • #7
              They've released the CVR transcript (that was fast!)

              21:10:02 F/O: 50...

              21:10:05 F/O: 40...

              21:10:08 F/O: 30...

              21:10:09 (TCOW) "TOO LOW COWS"

              21:10:10 F/O: What the....

              21:10:10 CPT: It always does that.... ignore it.

              21:10:11 (TCOW) "TOO LOW COWS"

              21:10:12 F/O: Uh, cow avoidance checklist... Cowcatcher... manual extension... Ranching switch... on...

              21:10:13 (TCOW) "TOO LOW COWS"

              21:10:14 F/O: Rodeo around! Pull up, relentlessly.

              21:10:20 CPT: Too late.

              21:10:21 TOWER: Lion King 892 be advised, beef conflict at your 12:00.

              21:10:22 CPT: Where's the beef?

              21:10:23 F/O: Lion King 892 Where's the beef?

              21:10:24 TOWER: Lion King 892 Turn right to 220 proceed lazy N diamond R bar X flying V circle D and maintain Ox Yoke T.

              21:10:25 F/O: Lion King 892 Ox Yoke T will rogers.

              21:10:26 HOT: (sound of main gear touchdown)

              21:10:27 HOT: (Muffled thumps) Mooo.... Mlah... (Sound of beef being tenderized).

              21:10:28 F/O: Holy Toledo.

              21:10:30 CPT: Reckon I missed one there...

              21:10:31 F/O: Uh... lasso is where again?

              21:10:32 CPT: It's there... by the stove, next to the coffeepot.

              21:10:33 HOT (Sound of cockpit window lever)

              21:10:34 HOT (Sound of lasso hitting fuselage)

              21:10:35 F/O: Woohoo! Why he's madder n' a bobcat in a bramblebush!

              21:10:36 F/O: Ok, snake me up thar alongside 'em nice 'n quietlike.

              21:10:37 CPT: Unable.

              21:10:45 CPT: Lion King 892... hit cows. We're gonna need some stairs and a rodeo clown.

              21:10:46 TOWER: Stairs and a clown, roger.

              21:10:50 F/O: Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! What a misfortunate happenstance has befallen us!

              21:10:52 CPT: Weell... we best be gettin along now. it's their misfortune and none of our own.

              21:10:53 HOT (Sound of seat retracting)

              21:11:00 HOT (Sound of spurs)


              - END OF RECORDING -

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              • #8
                "Cow Avoidance Checklist" You guys are killin' me!

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                • #9
                  Holly Cow!
                  (sorry, mistake, that's India)

                  --- Judge what is said by the merits of what is said, not by the credentials of who said it. ---
                  --- Defend what you say with arguments, not by imposing your credentials ---

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                  • #10
                    I'll bet the airport manager is p1ssed - he's now got to source a new lawnmower - but at least the friday BBQ has steak rather than just sausages.

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                    • #11
                      Good thing the pilots weren't Chinese or the media might have thought up funny names (Wee Too Lo....)

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                      • #12
                        Cultural? The FO saw the bovine but kowtowed to the Captain who miscowculated the runout.

                        They should have "dead centered" it on an engine instead of the main gear. At least the catering service would have appreciated a few hundred pounds of ground chuck.
                        Live, from a grassy knoll somewhere near you.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by guamainiac View Post
                          Cultural? The FO saw the bovine but kowtowed to the Captain who miscowculated the runout.

                          They should have "dead centered" it on an engine instead of the main gear. At least the catering service would have appreciated a few hundred pounds of ground chuck.
                          You guys are terrible. Hilarious but terrible. I think I'm gonna moooooooooooooooooooove on to other threads.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by EconomyClass View Post
                            You guys are terrible. Hilarious but terrible. I think I'm gonna moooooooooooooooooooove on to other threads.
                            Udder threads?
                            Yet another AD.com convert!

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                            • #15
                              They might have seen it if the cow had sounded its horn !
                              If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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