Nasty Nicknames for Airlines

[a78jumper]

Anyone get any less than complementary nicknames for airlines?

I often have heard of Northworst, and there are many variations on the the theme of Air/Scare, the latest in my repitoire being Scariana Afghan Airlines.
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[NWAirlinkCRJ@ERI]

This is not a nickname but more of a slogan.

Air India: We pack you in like cattle.

or

Air India: We love to treat people like cattle.

The last one was used in a Simpsons episode!!!



-Pete

[Cubana]

Just two that come to my mind now..

Sabena (RIP) --> Such A Bad Experience Never Again
Ariana Afghan --> Scariana Afghan

Cheers

Marcos

[dberka]

SABENA: Such A Bad Experience Never Again
PIA: Please Inform Allah
Alitalia: Always Late In Takeoff And Late In Arrival
DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage to Arrive

[a78jumper]

They used to joke it was called Canada 3000 because that was how many people they tried to jam into their planes. :P
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[Stephen Toernblom]

DELTA - Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
AA - Always Awful
Qantas - Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
TWA - TightWad Airlines
TWA - Terrorist Welcome Aboard

[NWAirlinkCRJ@ERI]

TWA - Try Walking Away!



-Pete

[FlyingPhotog]

JetBlue - JetBlow (not as in blow up)
JetBlah

[FlyCharlestonSC]

US Air:US Scare!

(That's what my history teacher called it last year after travelling CHS-CLT-DCA-CLT-CHS with over 70 kids--I decided not to go )

[Avianca 757]

China Airlines = Die-Nasty (Due to it's callsign "Dynasty")

[Foxtrot]

Re:

Delta: Damaged Engines Limit Takeoff Ability, Deliver Everyone's Luggage to Atlanta.

Air Canada: Air Can't, uh... duh!

Air Wisconsin: Ere we're crashin.

Aeroflot: Aeroflop

Aeromexico: Aerowrecksico

Alitalia: A little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude

BOAC: Better On A Camel

Braniff's Green 74: Super Pickle
Braniff's Orange 74: The great pumpkin

Business Express, The Delta Connection: Business Distress, The Delta Rejection

China Airlines: Choose Another

PIA: Please, I ate.

RANSOME Airlines: hmmm.

[ErwinS]

Alitalia= Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival


ErwinS

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BA - British Scareways
EZY - Sleazyjet

[ErwinS]

A few more:

Alitalia (agian....)= Airplane in tokyo and luggage in Atlanta

Virgin= Very Interesting Ride; Going Into Nymphos

El Al= Everyones Luggage Always Lost

JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)= Joke About Time

LOT (Polish Airlines)= 1. Last One There
2. Luggage On Tarmack (wave bye bye!)
3. Lots Of Trouble

Northwest= Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless,
Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

For more take a look here; http://www.itsvery.net/fun02a.html

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ErwinS

[Foxtrot]

Re:

Tower Air: Shower Air.